— Okay, so these are some of our ideas for raising money for WCVI so far:
- Parties. Lots of them.
- Bake sales
- Stripping
- Selling shirts and Snitches Before Bitches wristbands
- Try and get sponsors
- Cater to the strengths of our individual players:
- Svadharma and I can take commissions for art
- Dyllan can be famous and sell his autographs
- Spencer can poop his pants for the highest bid
- Jeff (“Twinkletoes” from Western Cup) can teach parkour
- August can take off his clothes
- Ben knows EVERYONE and can probably talk people into donating
If anyone else has suggestions…feel free to throw them our way. We want to raise $13,000.
HEY NO FAIR CAL IS PLANNING ON STRIPPING. >
